Which best describes how you feel about your car?
I love it - if I were stranded on a desert island, my car is the only possession that I'd want with me.
We're decent pals.
It's just a machine that gets me from point A to point B.
I can't stand my car.

Someone offers to trade cars with you, and theirs is worth $2,000 more than yours. What do you do?
Turn them down immediately -- you could never part with your car!
Think about it for a while. It's a tough decision.
Trade them the keys on the spot.

A bird poops on your car. What do you do?
Immediately bust out your shammy and carefully rub the foul matter off.
Muse that you should visit your local professional car wash sooner vs. later.
Realize that the bird bombs actually improve the appearance of your car.

Which best describes your glove compartment?
A car owner's manual, insurance card, and maybe a tire pressure gauge.
Same items as above, along with some napkins, facial tissue, or breath mints.
None of the items above - you've cleared that stuff out to make room for ketchup, mustard and relish packets, forks, knives and other gooey items.

In terms of cleanliness, what is your philosophy to maintaining your car's appearance?
My car and I both detest dirt, so I take steps to ensure my car is its shiniest.
I keep my car clean because I look good in it that way.
I prefer my car to be clean, but sometimes it gets a bit "earthy."
Dirt and grime don't bother me at all.
My car only gets washed when the rain does it for free.

Your company president spontaneously asks for a ride home. What do you do?
Jump at the chance to show off your car. Maybe your sparkly car could positively impact your salary review!
Scramble to find the nearest professional car wash. Although your car's appearance looks okay, it's certainly not president-worthy.
Realizing that the president's suit would probably stick to the gum-laden upholstery, you quickly rent a car and claim it as your own.

While walking back to your car in a parking lot, you:
Get psyched to see your clean car. Behold that sparkle!
Concede that your car looks like most others - not the cleanest, but not the dirtiest either.
Feel ashamed about its dirty appearance. In fact, you consider taking the bus home.
Couldn't care less about its utter filth.

Which best describes your car's upholstery and carpet?
Soft, smooth, and clean - feels great against my bare feet.
If a French fry fell on the ground, it's still clean enough to apply the "three second rule, " which allows you to quickly pick it up and eat it.
Smothered in pet hair.
Laden with cigarette ash dust, and maybe a few holes from burns.
The rug is hardened and crusty, and is permanently bent in unnatural ways. Its original color can't be deciphered - was it tan or black?

How long do you leave trash in your car?
No trash gets inside my car - ever.
A day or two is no biggie.
A week or two, or until I get around to cleaning it out.
Trash definitely hangs out for about a month.
My car is a landfill. Trash stays so long it starts to decay.

Which of the following describes how your car smells inside?
Like a brand new car
Like the vanilla or pine scented tree satchel hanging from my rear-view mirror.
Like cigarette smoke, but masked by the laundry dryer sheets under my seats.
Like a dumpster in back of a greasy diner.
Like a locker room.